Sarah – a humorous CGI script by Stan Kilgore

Sarah – a humorous CGI script by Stan Kilgore

If you repost these “scripts” anywhere, be certain to leave the copyright information intact.

PayDay.Cgi           Sarah.Cgi
This is the sarah script. I typed it from a hand written page that Stan had done. If the set-up and spacing of this one isn’t perfect… that would be my fault. LOL.

#!/usr/bin/perl

####################################################
# sarah.cgi
# written by Stan Kilgore http://www.oneclickpic.com
# stankilgore@gmail.com on July 2, 2003.
# If you send this script to anyone, please leave
# this header in place. This humor script
# copyrighted 2003-2016 by Stan Kilgore.
###################################################

@call_sarah {
print ("SARAH!!!")
pause (5);
if ($response="Huh?") {
kill --> Sarah;
exit;

}

until ($response ne "coming...") {
pause(more);

}

input sarah "Hey Daddy, guess what?";
if ($my_response = "What?" {
until ($useless_trivia = 500) {
Sarah -->print $useless_trivia;
$useless_trivia ++;

}

}else{
$my_reponse = "Your Mom wants you...";
dad --> print $my_reponse;

{

exit sarah;

}

 

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